1) I got a girlfriend. She moved to Denver- Before she left she started a blog and said I should write on mine and she could write on hers and we could communicate that way. And while It hasn't completely worked out as a real tool for us to maintain our relationship, it has lead to a renewed for me to communicate with the rest of the world...via me writing, and then crossing my fingers to hope people will read.
2) I discovered the page view analytic- So, apparently, blogger is a bit like Santa, in that it knows when you're sleeping, knows when you're awake, and it knows what blogs you are reading and keeps track of that. So, as a blog writer, I can go to the blogger dashboard and look and see how many people have viewed my page. And let me tell you...if feels so good to see that graph spike upward when I post something new. So, tell all your friends. Make more friends, then tell those friends. As for me, I will be sitting here, pressing refresh, waiting, and getting immediately excited the moment it goes up (or sinking deep into a malaise if nobody "views" the page. that's right, you don't even have to read! just "view." i wont know the difference....unless....you comment!)
3) I got an iphone- now I take all these extra pictures and I need to outlet for posting and writing about them. Facebook is just too short to do that and my pics are just too many. So, i am going to post them here and answer all the questions that might arise.
Which leads me to my title. Maybe y'all just want to see pictures and not have to wade through my prose? For now, I am going to assume your silence is a yes. Prepare to be 1000-worded!
"My girlfriend joined AmeriCorps and all I got was her crockpot..." |
"....and chick peas, red beans, onions, and Siracha. It was good. What were we talking about?" |